many deceivers, who do not
acknowledge jesus christ as
coming in the flesh, have gone out into the world. any
such person is the deceiver and the antichrist.
2 john - chapter 1, verse
bible, new international version.
The Christian Hive-Mind
The question of God isn't a question of spirituality, but a question of psychology. Your religiosity is correlated to your intelligence and your ability to rationalize. You'll find in the lower organisms that mental satisfaction comes easy.. all you must do is survive and reproduce. Cockroaches never wonder what's outside the box, what's beyond their kitchen and their next meal. In higher organisms (namely, human beings) satisfaction is more elusive. It's not enough just to survive or submit to common rule. Human beings are an inquisitive species, a logical species, a species of individual minds rather than a collective hive-mind. Christians are not human beings in this sense! Except that they look like us, speak like us, and f*ck like us, they are only pretending to be human. What kind of a rational being understands blind faith as an acceptable way of life? What kind of inquisitive being understands unsubstantiated fairy tales as actual history? What kind of logical being understands an ancient book as undeniable proof for the existence of an Invisible Man Who Lives in the Sky? What kind of individual accepts the truth of the majority by sacrificing his ability to think for himself? Definitely not a human being. But a Christian dog... a cockroach.
And from here, the treatise is all downhill.
Religion was born of our ancestor's misunderstandings. It is kept alive today by ignorant beasts who a) cling on for traditional reasons or b) have severe mental deficits. Only undeveloped toddlers actually believe that the Tooth Fairy puts a coin under their pillow in exchange for a lost tooth. Only undeveloped (or rather, underdeveloped) adults actually believe that God created the universe and cares for all his little creations. Young children believe that babies come from the Stork, just as foolish adults believe that good fortune comes from God.
Mature people are not satisfied with childish fairy tales like the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus. The need to believe in these fantastic ideas, the need to believe in God, is based on ignorance and fear. Children don't know where the hell babies come from! So the higher-ups made up a simple and easy-to-swallow story about a stork! And, Christians don't know where the hell we come from! The higher-ups made up this bullsh*t story, you might have heard of it. It's called the Holy Bible. The stork/bible explanation becomes insufficient when you reach a certain point of maturity, a point of maturity that cockroaches and Christians avoid at all costs. God is a baby's rattle, it keeps the idiots content and occupied. Your mother's nipple becomes the Holy Cross when you can't seem to GROW UP. Your pacifier becomes Jesus Christ's d*ck because you just need SOMETHING to suck1! It isn't simply a matter of practicality, because some Christians exist well enough and graduate from a University. It's a question of self-respect, and any person who submits to a slave religion has none.
So, no! The Book isn't f*cking good enough. Some of us have evolved beyond the cockroaches and became Atheist.
the fool says in his heart, there is no god.
psalm - chapter 14, verse 1.
Trust in Science
"The origin of man and his relations to other animals has been the subject of great controversies during the last hundred years. The prevailing opinion among men of science is that man, like all other mammals, is descended from ancestors of a lowlier kind, that he and the large apes, the chimpanzee, the orang-utan and the gorilla, had once a common ancestor, and that this ancestor was evolved from yet lower forms, from some earlier type of mammal which was itself descended from a theromorph reptile, and this again from a series of amphibians, and these again from primitive fish." (The Outline of History, H.G. Wells, a man who might not have appreciated having an excerpt of his book next to an aborted fetus)
To a Christian dog, Science is the enemy. Logic is an abomination and intellect is Satan's deceit. And that puts us in a sad state of affairs. What has Science done for us? Helped us realize that the earth was not the center of the universe, for one. God didn't too good a job in making that clear, really. The Word speaks of a flat earth2, obviously the teachings of an idiot (not an all-knowing god). In fact, God doesn't seem to know a whole lot about the real world, does he? The Word teaches us that mental illness is caused by demons, failing to mention neurological chemical disorders. Without Science, we'd still be slicing open patients using a dirty hacksaw. Our lifespans would be short and brutal and painful, but instead of writing a book of medicine, this all-caring and merciful god wrote us the Bible.. the adult equivalent of Mother Goose's Nursery Rhymes.
Christianity has perverted the supposedly logical minds of humans in such a way that some parents refuse to let their children see medical professionals! What do they do? They call up some f*cking faith healers, they form a prayer circle, which is something along the lines of medical masturbation (minus the benefits). Then people flock to faith healing concerts where they pay thousands of dollars to have a sweaty Baptist man with a booming southern voice to touch their forehead. More closer to home (these faith healing Christians are redneck inbred nutcases) are the realistic Christians who can hardly be called Christians. These are the half-breeds, the hopefuls, the ones who are e-mailing us saying, "Not all Christians are like that." Christian is just a label, and there are many different species of cockroaches, too. These are the people born of science and faith who are always fighting between which one to abide by. I'd think anyone who's reading this treatise is a half-breed, because a true Christian would close his eyes, suck on his thumb, and hum Amazing Grace six times. Or, maybe you're reading with the intention of spreading your seed... You're skimming this essay, waiting for the Send Mail link. You'll label your e-mail "Antichrist?" and try to convert me, knowing that it isn't going to happen, but you do it anyway because you feel obligated to save lost souls.
when a man has an emission of semen,
leviticus - chapter 15, verse 16.
On Sunday through Tuesday, I'm an optimist. So I'll assume you're reading because you're honestly interested in combating your faith or the faith of those around you.
Let's get the obvious out of the way, then, because some Christians are so lost in their own text that they forget what happened in the real world. Here's a few keypoints in human history where Science has gracefully raped God a new asshole...
The Bible says that the earth is the center of the universe! Of course, cockroaches can't think beyond the kitchen, self-centered pests that they are. 1633, Galileo Galilei refutes this. What happens? The Inquisitors of Italy punish him, placing him under house arrest after forcing him to deny his findings. Unlearn this truth or DIE! Who are these damned renegade Scientists, says the priest. When did I give them the right to find new things? Still today, large cults of people sit in the darkness and believe that the earth is flat and that it is the center of everything. Why do they believe this, why do they say that the Moon landing photographs were taken in New Mexico? When you take an airplane to the end of the earth, you're PHWOOSH teleported to the other side! It's a conspiracy... because the Bible said...
Francesco Redi uses rotten meat and maggots to prove that life does not simply pop up out of nowhere (the common belief was spontaneous generation because no one knew where the hell new flies came from). God created man out of dirt, and woman out of this man's rib? Do woman buy this sh*t? If I were a woman, I'd be pissed off knowing that I came as God's second choice. Second choice, since the Bible says that woman should keep their f*cking mouths shut during church service, and only ask their husbands questions at home! Couples today argue over what to have for dinner, but in the Bible times, if the woman wanted chicken and the man wanted beef, the woman got her hand cut off. Besides, we all started off as female in our mother's womb.
Louis Pasteur finds out what really causes illness. GERMS! Not demons, woah. I think of Brad Pitt in 12 Monkeys, What is this man insane? There are no germs. I don't believe in germs. It's just a conspiracy so they can sell you hand sanitizers and soap. Of course, because it makes so much more sense that Jesus pulled the illness demon out of the man and put it in the pigs, causing the pigs to jump off a cliff. Perfick. It's because of Pasteur that we sterilize our tools before surgery. An All-Loving All-Knowing God would have mentioned this in his book.
Careful with your head, radical thinkers, because new ideas are dangerous. Especially when everyone around you is content with the current lie. Christians like to say Science is unreliable because it's always changing. Science is dynamic, always changing, always improving. This is unreliable? I say that the teachings of a 2,000 year old book written by schizophrenics, who believed that illness was caused by demons and that the earth was flat, that is what's un-f*cking-reliable!
The Son of God
women should remain silent in the churches.
1 corinthians - chapter 14, verse 34.
Creating a God out of Clay
"The fear of the Old Man was the beginning of social wisdom. The young of the primitive squatting-place grew up under that fear. Objects associated with him were probably forbidden. Everyone was forbidden to touch his spear or to sit in his place, just as to-day little boys must not touch father's pipe or sit in his chair... The fear of the Father passed by imperceptible degrees into the fear of the Tribal God." (Wells)
Before we became sophisticated enough to make up such an exquisite piece of fiction as the Bible, we had simple gods. Those were the days when we would sit around the campfire, roasting leg of giant sloth, grunting and trying to figure out how to keep the fire going. All the tribes scattered across the land had their own made-up gods (one to control the thunder, one for the rain, one for fire, blah blah blah, helps our ego when we think we know everything). We'd meet up with other tribes and our gods would mix, holy men had a dream or a nightmare, shared it with the clan, and everyone said, "Grunt grunt grunt, must be god of earth, grunt grunt."
Someone took control. The tribe got too big. The biggest guy would take up his stick and smack around the women and the children to prove he had the biggest balls. If a rival tribe worshipped a different set of gods, or if the rival chief had bigger balls, the big man would attack. In this way, religion is violent, and this is what we see in the battle between Islam and Judaism, with the Christian cockroaches scurrying around trying to play mediator. Turn the lights on, bam, they scatter.
The Africans had their own sets of gods because they were always primitive and showed little signs of sophistication. While Europe and Asia was producing complicated storylines and a false heritage, the Africans were sticking to the basics. But, when the Whites pushed the Blacks into slavery, the feeble-minded Blacks quick-as-hell abandoned their own gods and adopted the White one. Where do Native Americans go to worship? They go to a f*cking Catholic church! I saw it on A&E, while the narrator was saying, "The Native Americans are still trying to maintain their way of life," the f*cker was heading towards a Catholic church! Worship the White Devil's god, not because it's right, but because the Master said so.
Praise the Good Lord!
a curse on him who is lax in doing the
jeremiah - chapter 48, verse 10.
Simple Minds need Masters
We started off knowing what Christianity was used for; the subjugation of slaves, keeping the simple-minded in line. It worked like a charm, and the slaves did what we told them to do. But soon enough the masters fell to the spell of their own machine, and they started worshipping along with the slaves. They all became slaves. The Christians are slaves to the invisible man in the sky. The Islam and the Jews are the supersoldiers fighting for the glory of the invisible man in the sky. They are all cockroaches. The Atheists are the new masters. Queens of the f*cking cockroaches.
"Religious suffering is at the same time an expression of real suffering and a protest against real suffering. Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the sentiment of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people." (Contribution to the Critique of Hegel's "Philosophy of Right," Karl Marx).
Some people need religion because they don't know the difference between right and wrong. They need an authority figure to tell them what to do. These people lack morals and can't control their own impulses, and therefore they do not belong in society. They belong in their religious cult, and that's where they should stay, because if it takes the "Fear of Hell" to keep a scumbag from thinking dirty thoughts about my girlfriend, then I've no qualms about mind control. If you get out of line, you go to hell for all eternity3. Religion is mind control, it is unjustified law not based on logic but based on obsolete mysticism, it is slavery.
Other people need religion because they can't handle reality. The world is a harsh place, and believing that better things are waiting for you always makes things easier. A lifetime of suffering here on earth, and you get eternal bliss in heaven. Doesn't mean it's true.
Guilt is another reason. People feel bad for something they did, so they ask God to forgive them. God forgives everyone for everything, says the God-people, which is a good bait-and-hook thing for convicts and rapists and serial killers. That must be why only 0.001% of prison convicts are Atheist, because we're all criminalistic immoral sons of Satan!
Mainly, though, the Powers use religion to control people. To tell them what to do, how to do things. Have sex only after you get married. Don't work on Sunday. Don't say the *shhhh* F-word. Never take the Lord' name in vain. Pay your taxes on time. And simple-minded people need these rules, and I don't mind because it's funny watching grown adults taking it in the ass and smiling.
if a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman,
leviticus - chapter 20, verse 13.
Crucifixion Good, Abortion Bad
I come from a family of Baptists, Methodists, Lutherans, and Catholics, but I don't consider any of them to be actual Christians. They're pseudo-Christians, half-breeds. The kind of Christians who hold on to only the most basic of the teachings, the Existence of God, while only pretending to believe the rest because of tradition and social obligations. I'm always trying to help them let go of their safety blanket, but I do have sympathy for those who are afraid to really be alive and alone. I only attack Christianity when one of my family members (particularly my younger brother who has recently turned hardcore puppet) starts to impose it on me.
I trust (and I don't say believe because that suggests uncertainty) in the Sciences over everything else, though I don't pretend to understand everything. That's the problem when somebody doesn't understand something.. they fill in the blanks with religious garbage because nobody likes to be clueless. When I don't understand something, and I really want to know, I look it up. What I won't do is say, "God works in mysterious ways." That's the b*tch's way out.
My philosophy of communication (and my philosophy of pretty much anything) is of hopelessness. The theory behind the essay's layout is, if you ever saw the movie Se7en, people don't just listen to you anymore if you just tap them on the shoulder. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer. Consider this a new application of the saying, "Actions speak louder than words." Anymore, who hears a whisper?
"Perhaps the most solemn conceptions that have caused the most fighting and suffering, the conceptions 'God' and 'sin', will one day seem to us of no more importance than a child's plaything or a child's pain seems to an old man..." (Beyond Good and Evil, Friedrich Nietzsche)
this calls for wisdom. if anyone has insight, let
revelation - chapter 13, verse 18.
1 That's what I think of when I see a Christian on his knees with his eyes shut. I see Jesus Christ (the white one, not the negro) with his hand on your head, directing your motion. He says, "Can you deep-throat?" Then, after about three minutes (prayers don't go much longer), he squirts his icing all over your face. Amen.
2 Everytime I've mentioned to a Christian friend or family member that the Bible says the earth is flat, they say, "Where does it say that?" Shows how much they know about their own book, right? And because of that, I'm not going to bother giving you the verses. Look it up yourself, it's not my f*cking job to teach you your own f*cking religion.
3 Consider the "justice" behind the ideas of heaven and hell. The primitive law was called an eye for an eye, you are hurt just as badly as the person you hurt. Now, is it really so fair that after a relatively short life-time of crimes (say, masturbation and "thinking dirty thoughts", or deciding not to worship God) you spend an ETERNITY in Hell burning in screaming agony?! This is the "justice" of Christianity... One strike, you're out.
A Letter to the Christians
I don't like insects at all, I might have a phobia for them. Because if I see a cockroach, I must step on it. I can't imagine living in the same place with them, can you? Just picture, you're sleeping defenseless, and a cockroach crawls across your face. Hell, sh*t, you have your mouth open because you're snoring, a cockroach crawls into your mouth and you chew on it! If I'm staying at a hotel and I see a cockroach, I sleep in my car. It's not all about safety, but the illusion of safety. It's not a rational fear, it's a phobia. I simply hate cockroaches, and I simply hate Christians, because I can hardly find a reason to think of them as human. I think that if you have a tattoo on your lower back, you're asking for anal sex.
I'm not at all mad at God like I've been accused of in the past. That would be like being upset at Santa Claus for not bringing you a red bike, and I grew out of the Santa Claus phase. Christians tell me, When you find yourself in great need, you will be on your knees begging God for forgiveness! They say, when you suffer enough, you'll submit. So, by that logic, of course, when you torture an Iraqi prisoner long enough, you know, put some tiny slits in his flesh, electrocute him a bit, threaten to chop off his tool, he'll squeal like a b*tch. Is God going to torture me until I squeal like a b*tch? I like to think I have a little more dignity than that. You should be impaled by giant wasps for thinking that I would take it like a b*tch. May blood drip from your penis in chunks when you realize how foolish you are.
Worship me, or contact me at firstname.lastname@example.org
With love and kisses,
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